Aryan's A-Z

 The Last Grocery       Disclaimer: During the times of Coronavirus, people have been stocking up on groceries and household items galore. This is the story of an all-out battle between two mothers for one of the most sought-out items of all: toilet paper. This story is told from the perspective of one of the moms.      Where was it?! I was frantically ravaging through the aisles, pushing the trolley in my hands with all of my might like it was a go-cart. I needed to find it. Finding this object would mean my family would be forever sanitary, forever out of the deadly grips of this virus, this plague, or so I heard. Finally, I came across an aisle, one amongst the numerous aisles that existed in Costco, and gasped in glory. I had finally found it. The key to ending this madness, to forever redeeming my body of this corrupt virus. One roll of toilet paper lay in the epicenter of this barren aisle. However, another lady, a mother no doubt, had ...

Short Stories      Hello! If you have been following my blog until now, you may know that I write an assortment of wacky tales and stories, and that there isn't a clear theme to my blogs. However, this blog will begin a series of tales containing several short stories that I have written over the period of my elementary school. I hope you enjoy, and please subscribe for more quality blogs! The Chase        I could hear my heart pounding at a hundred miles per hour. I looked behind me and gasped. He was still there, and gaining distance as the minutes ticked by. I dashed across the battlefield, jumping over obstacles and trying to avoid capture at all costs. I thought of the mission, and how if I failed, it would be the end of the road for me. The predator behind had a lustful malice in his eyes, chasing me with his hand jutting outwards, sprinting behind my figure like a cheetah after a deer. Every moment I slowed down, he would only be one...

Ode to a Pizza      What's juicy, cheesy, meaty, and customarily feisty, what makes your eyes drool in delight, and makes your heart sheisty? What builds up the foundation, of all foods alike, why it's the pizza of course, which breaks the hunger strike. However, imagine, an occurrence so vile, as to banish all pizza, and to make all others turn senile. How could an occurrence, so horrible prevail? That, my friend, arouses this Piz-zany tale.      It all started out, in a land so fair, great Italy, Rome, the bearer of this delicious fare. The sun was shining, and all were about, slobbering on pizza, not a single pout. When all of a sudden, in the midst of this appeal, a rumble was heard, followed by a squeal. A gust of wind,  flew into the air, followed by its army, oh Italy beware. And just like in, the Wizard of Oz, a tornado was spurned, grasping Italy in its jaws.      Leaves rose, and people screame...

Llamas - by Aryan Mukherjee I am here to tell you, the story of a llama,  a tale so mighty, as to put you in a trauma.  And by the end of this magnificent legend,  you will lean on your seat to the edge and... There was a llama, amongst his herd,  grazing along, while unloading turds.  When all of a sudden, he heard a noise,  and jerked his head up, to see in a poise.  A camouflaged batch,  of youthful hunters,  pointing their guns,  with the aim of a punter.  Before he could act, their were ear-splitting shots,  and a web of nets, hitting right on spot.  With faces full of terror, and a strangled bray,  they were carried to a castle, hauled away. The hapless batch, was lugged into jail,  handcuffed and all, faces pale.  A well- knit man sauntered into the containment,  and he wasn't here, at all for entertainment.  He was infact the empe...