Science- A Satire
Oh Science
A ball falls when you let go of it? Objects move? When you mix two things together, it makes something else? Such mind-boggling, phenomenal, monumental discoveries that can alter the tides of humanity are all united by a common root: science.
Physics, chemistry, geology, and biology, are all numerous sub parts of this subject, each with their own charm. Their idiosyncrasy and enthralling nature finds allurement pivotally from it’s impossible difficulty. Humans have skin on their bodies? It's no wonder why we spend two whole years covering such a wide range of topics in the field of biology. Just by looking at ourselves in a fantastical apparition known as a mirror, we could hardly fathom the fact that our exterior of our bodies is not bones and muscles, but actually a queer sort of tarp professional biologists refer to as skin.
And to believe that this knackering discovery only scratches the surface of what science has to offer! Once you finish those 2 years on skin, you would require four, strenuous, arduous years on processing the miracle that is physics. The human brain simply isn’t cosmic enough to comprehend that when you jump up, you actually fall back down onto the Earth. Experiments don’t cut it at this deep a delve into science, as simply launching yourself into the air summons millions more circumstances to take place, all of which just holds way too complex of a nature. Most ordinary beings, even after enduring gruel and labor for 4 years straight, barely tend to even commence to grasp the concept that is jumping in midair.
Besides the sheer animosity of tears shed towards the difficulty that science offers, the glee one feels towards it is also quite exhilarating. Astrologists, per se, stare at immovable objects known as stars for hours straight, weeks straight, months straight, years straight, and even decades at a time to make their miniscule predictions on their slight movement 20 years down the road. Roller Coaster rides, theme parks, video games galore are unable to compete with the consignment of pleasure and jubilance one feels from partaking in an activity of such caliber that is staring at stars. To think that this doesn’t even compare to the happiness chemists feel!
Chemists not only get to feel the satisfaction of pouring bottles of liquid into each other for hours at end to make colors appear in front of them and be diagnosed with achromatopsia, but also receive the most fruitful of rewards. By simply studying the matters of the universe for half a century, they had stumbled upon mindblowing data. When humans breathe, oxygen enters their body. Not only that, but when humans exhale, oxygen leaves their body. Without the years of collection, the eons of experimenting, and the hours at length spent burning the midnight oil in their lab, scientists would never be able to draw such conclusions, and humanity would be widely different from how it looks today.
To conclude, science is a fascinating subject. It educates humans through the difficulty of it’s demeanor, allows people to be infused with dopamine from the jollification of their endeavors, and bears luminary rewards that are sure to be worth it to the next generation, which cares profusely about such significant matters. It’s a shame that there are people who have the audacity to loathe science, as they are simply turning a blind eye to the wonders it offers.
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